I will never, ever complain about my job, ever again!!!

When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” to everyone and you think, “Somebody needs to slap the s*** out of her”… You need to pray at work. When someone comes in and announces, “Office meeting in 5 minutes,” and you think, “what the f*** do they want now?” …You need [...]

For those that don’t know about history… Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all [...]

(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!) I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB .. SO I AGREE 100% Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it [...]

The FBI was recruiting assasins.  After sorting through a series of applicants the proctor was faced by 3 fianlists, 2 men and a woman. He separated them into separate rooms and at the end of each room stood a large steel door. He instructed the first gentleman that “through that door sits your wife.  In [...]

And the number 1 most dangerous job…

I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate.The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at the Mayo Clinic and later at Fletcher Medical Center in Burlington . Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins [...]