‘Work’ Archives
HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s*** out of her"... You need to pray at work. When someone comes in and announces, "Office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*** do they want now?" ...You need to pray at work. When your computer is [...]
History 101 (Crash course)
For those that don't know about history... Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the [...]
The Job – Urine Test
(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!) I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB .. SO I AGREE 100% Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, some of us are required to pass a random urine test [...]
At a recent FBI interview
The FBI was recruiting assasins. After sorting through a series of applicants the proctor was faced by 3 fianlists, 2 men and a woman. He separated them into separate rooms and at the end of each room stood a large steel door. He instructed the first gentleman that "through that door sits your wife. In order to make it through and be [...]
Stress
I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate.The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at the Mayo Clinic and later at Fletcher Medical Center in Burlington . Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific [...]
Trouble with Math Teaching Today
Last week Joe purchased a burger and fries at McDonalds for $3.58. The counter girl took his $4.00 and he pulled 8 cents from his pocket and gave it to her . She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies. While looking at the screen on her register, Joe sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give him two quarters, but [...]
