The Bitch Fairy

Now I know all of you have heard of the Tooth Fairy, and The Fairy God Mother, but have you heard of the BITCH FAIRY? Check Her Out.
Do not fear…the Bitch Fairy has arrived to put a smile on your face!!!!
(click the first image and use the lightbox)

Florida man beans mom with polish sausage

This is real!  As reported by the Smoking Gun, some tool decided to throw a 3lb bag of meat at his Mom!
Wtf?  This is the kind of crap that gives Rednecks a bad name!

Religious Jokes

Catholic
SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THEIR VIEW) AT A Detroit Red Wing Hockey GAME, THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, “I THINK I’M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS [...]

How many zeroes are in a billion?

This aint funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
A. [...]

Today penguins and Gnomes have made me a little stupider…

After reading my news feed and hearing this joke:
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?”
The man in the car says “I found them. [...]

True Friendship (without all of the sissy crap)

Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces here, just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.
 
1. When you are sad — I will help [...]

49 est à Bruxelles … très ennuyé! Part 1 of 2 or more…

of course after an hour of typing this entry I managed to loose everything as my computer exploded… It was a funny one, I assure you all!  I’ll be re-writing and bringing this to the top as soon as the new laptop arrives!
Until then, I’ll drink a Duval… then maybe curl up in a ball, crouch [...]

keep looking »