Today penguins and Gnomes have made me a little stupider…

After reading my news feed and hearing this joke:
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?”
The man in the car says “I found them. [...]

True Friendship (without all of the sissy crap)

Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces here, just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.
 
1. When you are sad — I will help [...]

49 est à Bruxelles … très ennuyé! Part 1 of 2 or more…

of course after an hour of typing this entry I managed to loose everything as my computer exploded… It was a funny one, I assure you all!  I’ll be re-writing and bringing this to the top as soon as the new laptop arrives!
Until then, I’ll drink a Duval… then maybe curl up in a ball, crouch [...]

Apparently we’re confusing the Danes again

One of our readers had this come across his desk and though we might get to the bottom of it. 
‘We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election. On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married [...]

The effects of alcohol (in pix episode 2)

 

 

GEORGE CARLIN’S NEW RULES FOR 2008!!!

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it’s for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff ‘you’ want and having other people buy it for you isn’t gift giving, it’s the white people version of looting.
New Rule: Stop giving me that [...]

GAS PRICES SUCK! (in pictures)

According AAA the national average for a gallon of regular unleaded is (Today’s Price). This is getting out of hand.  With the gas companies earnings going through the moon, the fed and state taking as much from us at the pump as they tax these operations, someone might start getting a little pissed!  Does anyone remember learning [...]

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