My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

• He has his food prepared for him.
• He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
• His meals are provided at no cost to him.
• He visits the vet once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

• He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
• If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
• He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy shit, my dog is a Democrat!