Disclaimer: Follow this advice at your own peril…

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying.
6. Then hit this link: http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

 (7. Hope the annoying guy next to you isn’t an undercover TSA or federal agent!)