A rich man living in Dallas decided to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbors.He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting.

At the height of the party, the host said, “I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.

“The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Jeff in thepool! He was fighting the croc and kicking its ass! He was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of shit, like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Jeff and the croc were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Jeff strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. He then slowly climbed out
of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Recovering from his astonishment, the host says, “Well, Jeff, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.

Nah, that’s all right boss, I don’t want it,” he said.

The rich man said, “Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?”

“No thanks. I don’t want it,” answered Jeff.

The host said, “Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?

Again, he said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, “Well Jeff, there must be something that you want?”

“I just want the bastard who pushed me in the Pool.”