JOKE…Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast

Posted on August 14, 2008
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Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, “I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.”

“And what can I get for you, Mr. President?”

George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and grin, “How about a quickie this morning?”

”Why, Mr. President!” the waitress exclaims. “How rude! You’re starting to act like President Clinton!” Then she storms away.

Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, “It’s pronounced quiche.”

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