My Living Will

Posted on November 30, 2007
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MY LIVING WILL

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,

“I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She’s such a “!@#$%^&*()”