This in from one of our favorite readers, Cheers!

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The human resources supervisor is puzzled and asks:

“What’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?”

The woman replies, “its Keith; The midget.”