A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, “Well that’s great. Some asshole’s got my pen.”
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A priest, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar…
The bar tender says, ‘what is this a joke?’.
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Don’t you hate it when you get two pieces of bad news at once?…
Last week I foound out my sister has testicular cancer.
[tasteless testicular cancer joke courtesy of Andy Breckman http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/, http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/SD]
Friday September 3rd 2010
