Subject: New Golf Terms

Posted on February 10, 2008
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The following new terms are fast becoming part of the golf lexicon:1. A “Paris Hilton,” an expensive hole

2. A “James Joyce,” an impossible read

3. A “Rock Hudson,” looked straight, but wasn’t

4. A “Cuban,” needed one more revolution

5. An “Elton John,” a big bender that lips the rim

6. A “Lou Gehrig,” a dead Yank

7. A “German,” a hookenfucker

8. An “Adolf Hitler,” two shots in the bunker

9. A “Saddam Hussein,” from one bunker straight into another bunker

10. A “Yasser Arafat,” ugly and in the sand

11. A “Kate Winslett,” a little fat but otherwise perfect

12. A “JFK, Jr.,” didn’t make it over the water

14. A “Rodney King,” over -clubbed

15. An ” O.J. Simpson,” got away with it

16. A “Princess Grace,” should have taken a driver

17. A “Princess Di,” shouldn’t have taken a driver

18. A “George W.,” steadily fading

19. A “Condom,” safe, but didn’t feel very good

21. A “Brazilian,” shaved the hole

22. A “Rush Limbaugh,” too far to the right

23. A “Nancy Pelosi,” too far to the left

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  1. Golfclubtoday.com ยป Wilson 18-Foot Golf Ball Ring Retriever on February 10th, 2008 1:00 pm

    [...] Subject: New Golf Terms The following new terms are fast becoming part of the golf lexicon:1. A Paris Hilton, an expensive hole 2. A James Joyce, an impossible read 3. A Rock Hudson, looked straight, but wasn t 4. A needed one more revolution 5. An Elton John, a big bender that lips the rim 6. A Lou Gehrig, a dead Yank 7. A a hookenfucker 8. An Adolf Hitler, two shots in the bunker 9. A Saddam Hussein, from one bunker straight into another bunker 10. A Yasser Arafat, ugly [...]

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