A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “Dam!” Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the [...]

This is a great visual comparison submitted by one of our readers. Class Photo: Shanghai University Class Photo: University of Colorado Where would you rather go?

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the “T” shirt that she normally slept in.  As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.” His eyes lit up and he thought, “I am either still dreaming [...]