Posts Tagged ‘humor’

When You’ve Been Married Too Long

When You’ve Been Married Too Long Three women: one engaged, one married and one a Mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for Lunch. The engaged [...]

DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: Innovative Preliminary  Proliferation  Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: Specificity  Anti-constitutionalistically Passive-aggressive disorder  Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: No thanks, I’m married.  Nope, no more booze for me!  Sorry, but you’re not really my type.  Taco Bell? No [...]

Australian Poetry Competition

The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists, a university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “TIMBUKTU”. First to recite his poem was the university [...]

Why The Chinese Kick Our Asses In Math and Physics

This is a great visual comparison submitted by one of our readers. Class Photo: Shanghai University Class Photo: University of Colorado Where would you rather go?