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	<description>Miscellaneous nonsense and random funny stuff!</description>
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		<title>Some people shouldn&#8217;t be allowed to get married, have children or vote!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barak Obama]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was this guy&#8217;s first boat and he was taking it to the lake, but he wasn&#8217;t quite sure of the correct procedure for launching a boat off a ramp. However, he figured it couldn&#8217;t be that difficult to do, so he stopped by his local Union office for advice, and they just told him&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Husband Store</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Men]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harley the dog!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the vet once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sexual harrassment?</title>
		<link>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/sexual-harrassment</link>
		<comments>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/sexual-harrassment#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:57:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[midget]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This in from one of our favorite readers, Cheers! Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can&#8217;t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Booze]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joke]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: Innovative Preliminary  Proliferation  Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: Specificity  Anti-constitutionalistically Passive-aggressive disorder  Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: No thanks, I&#8217;m married.  Nope, no more booze for me!  Sorry, but you&#8217;re not really my type.  Taco Bell? No [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke &#8211; Poolside Entertainment</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:14:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Redneck]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A rich man living in Dallas decided to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbors.He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jerk on a Plane&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start it up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes, tilt your head [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MY DAD IS A FATHER TOO</title>
		<link>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/my-dad-is-a-father-too</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:39:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[priest]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, &#8220;I am a Father.&#8221;   The little boy replied, &#8220;My Daddy doesn&#8217;t wear his collar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not So Dumb Blonde!</title>
		<link>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/not-so-dumb-blonde</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[lawyer]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://homegrownmedia.com/?p=161</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the [...]]]></description>
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