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The best description of government, period!

This was this guy’s first boat and he was taking it to the lake, but he wasn’t quite sure of the correct procedure for launching a boat off a ramp. However, he figured it couldn’t be that difficult to do, so he stopped by his local Union office for advice, and they just told him… [...]

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the vet once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays [...]

If you think our president has accomplished so much in his first 7 months of his term, just think of what he can do in the next 48. You have to give him credit.  Here’s a short list to bring you up to speed on all of President OBAMA’S accomplishments to date. Offended the Queen [...]

Dear to whom it may concern; I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate representative of the United States of America collectively or of me personally. You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim [...]