Posts Tagged ‘Sex’

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. ‘If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it [...]

Madonna, please! Eat a Cracker!

This is another shining example of fitness gone awry!  I hope this is the “Material Girl” getting ready for a role and not some psychological malfunction.

The reason men don’t write advice columns

Dear Andy, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to [...]

When You’ve Been Married Too Long

When You’ve Been Married Too Long Three women: one engaged, one married and one a Mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for Lunch. The engaged [...]

Sexual harrassment?

This in from one of our favorite readers, Cheers! Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor [...]

Cambodian Prostitutes find Acne Cure

Hookers in Cambodia have been rubbing condom lube on their face to get rid of acne.   Supposedly it has been working…hmmm. If any of our readers decide to try this please share your results.

Weird Sex Facts…

This showed up in my inbox again! This time I went out to see who appears to the originator. It seems to be be from WeirdFacts.com. Even if they aren’t, they are definitely worth a look… Great Job! 1. Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons 2. Average number of times a man will [...]