The end is near!

Posted on January 14, 2008
Filed Under Religion |

Now I can’t claim to go to Church every Sunday, but I like to consider myself a fairly religious person. Last week I received one of the most hilarious pieces of junk mail EVER!!! An envelope stuffed to the brim with letters and testimonials from this ‘mail order church’. They sent me a ‘prayer rug’… a large folded paper with a rug printed on it (WTF?!), asked me to use it, and send it back with my ’seed gift’!! I scanned the greatly amusing form you are asked to fill out and return.

My absolutely FAVORITE item to check off is “Pray for God to bless me with this amount of money: $______”!

Hope we can all have a good laugh at this one before God gets pissed off and sends down the mother of all lightning bolts!
“many false prophets will appear and deceive many people.”… “will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect”… “See, I have told you ahead of time” (Matthew 24:10-13;24)

P.S. If you happen to wipe your ass with hundred dollar bills, don’t fund false prophets, send us a seed gift instead! We’ll put it to good use (like pay for hosting) - promise!