The Farm…

Posted on February 14, 2008
Filed Under Animals, Boys, Jokes |

A little boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
” Not yet ” said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done.
Well he’s a little ticked off. He goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig.
He goes to feed the cows and kicks a cow.
He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
” How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal? ” he asks.
” Well, ” his mother says, ” I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow so you are not getting any milk for a week.

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kick’s the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up to his mother and with a smile says:

” Are you going to tell him or should I ? “