The Patriot Micro Chip

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THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When it is properly installed it will allow the ‘implantee’ to speak to God.

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It comes in various sizes:

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The implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,
UNITED STATES MARINE CORP

SEMPER FI

One Comment

  1. JC says:

    hoo rah!!! Kill them all and let God sort them out!

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