The wisdom of our time…

Posted on April 19, 2008
Filed Under Nonsense, Quotes |

Cheers has become one of our best contributors and we appreciate it…  Definitely on point here!

It’s not whether you win or lose but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple.The other two it’s an amusement park.

Money isn’t everything - But it keeps the kids in touch.

Don’t Drink and Drive - You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don’t succeed, your skydiving is over.

Reality is only an illusion caused by a deficiency of alcohol.

Time’s fun when you’re having flies.
……Kermit the Frog

We are born naked, wet and hungry - Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you - Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

One good thing about Alzheimer’s is you get to meet new people every day.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto: At least we’re not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

GUN CONTROL: using both hands

The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the bill collector.

 

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