A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. The accountant replied, “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper.”
The man decided to get a second opinion and asked his lawyer the same question. The lawyer told him, “Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.”
The man was totally confused so he went to see his Rabbi and told him of the conflicting advice. He requested some resolution to the dilemma. The Rabbi told him, “Let me tell you a story.
A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. Her mother told her to wear a heavy, long flannel nightgown that went right up to her neck. The young lady asked her best friend the same question and was given conflicting advice. Her friend told her to wear the most sexy negligee, with a V neck down to her navel.”
The confused man just looked at the Rabbi and protested, “What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?
The Rabbi replied, “No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed.”
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. The accountant replied, “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper.”
The man decided to get a second opinion and asked his lawyer the same question. The lawyer told him, “Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.”
The man was totally confused so he went to see his Rabbi and told him of the conflicting advice. He requested some resolution to the dilemma. The Rabbi told him, “Let me tell you a story.
A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. Her mother told her to wear a heavy, long flannel nightgown that went right up to her neck. The young lady asked her best friend the same question and was given conflicting advice. Her friend told her to wear the most sexy negligee, with a V neck down to her navel.”
The confused man just looked at the Rabbi and protested, “What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?
The Rabbi replied, “No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed.”
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