When You’ve Been Married Too Long
Posted on September 10, 2008
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When You’ve Been Married Too Long
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a Mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for Lunch.
The engaged Woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a Black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are The woman of my life. I love you.’ Then we made love all night Long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was Wearing the leather bodice, heels, and mask over my eyes and a raincoat… When I Opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all Night.
The married Woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night.
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, Stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he Said, ‘What’s for dinner, Batman?
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