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		<title>Little Old Lady in Court</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:51:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Defense  Attorney:
Will you please state your  age?
Little Old Lady:
I  am 94 years  old.
Defense  Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the  night of April 1st?
Little Old  Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on  a warm spring evening,   when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some people shouldn&#8217;t be allowed to get married, have children or vote!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barak Obama]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[







This was this  guy&#8217;s first boat and he was taking it to the lake, but he 
wasn&#8217;t quite  sure of the correct procedure for launching a boat off a  ramp.
However, he figured it couldn&#8217;t be that  difficult to do, so he stopped by
his local Union office for advice, and  they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Husband Store</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Love]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may  go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description  of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are  six floors and the value of the products [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harley the dog!</title>
		<link>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/harley-the-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the vet once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Knob</title>
		<link>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/the-knob/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called &#8216;The Knob,&#8217; where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman&#8217;s head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.
Of course, the woman wanted &#8216;The Knob.&#8217;
Over the course [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did you know&#8230;?</title>
		<link>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/did-you-know-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[facts]]></category>

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&#8216;Stewardesses&#8217;  is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
&#8216;Lollipop&#8217; is the longest word typed with your right hand.
No word in the English language rhymes with month , orange, silver, or purple (nurple isn&#8217;t a word).
&#8216;Dreamt&#8217; is the only English word that ends in the letters &#8216;mt&#8217;.
Our eyes  are always the same [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How concerned are you with H1N1?</title>
		<link>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/how-concerned-are-you-with-h1n1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 17:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not really concerned about swine flu.
Here&#8217;s my concern:
3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow &#8230;..Mad Cow disease.
2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird &#8230;..Avian flu.
This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig &#8230;. swine flu.
Next year is the year of the cock &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Anybody else worried?
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		<title>This is why athletes CANNOT have regular jobs!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:26:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: &#8220;I wan&#8217; all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan&#8217; all the kids to copulate me.&#8221;
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: &#8220;I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What a great idea&#8230; Send the ACLU a Christmas Card!!!</title>
		<link>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/what-a-great-idea-send-the-aclu-a-christmas-card/</link>
		<comments>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/what-a-great-idea-send-the-aclu-a-christmas-card/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I just received this little ditty from one of our readers.
Yes, Christmas cards. This is coming early so that you can get ready to include an important address to your list.
Want to have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD this year.
As they are working so very hard to get rid of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 things to think about&#8230;2009</title>
		<link>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/10-things-to-think-about-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF!]]></category>

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Number  10    &#8211; Life is sexually transmitted.


Number  9   &#8211; Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one  can die.


Number 8   &#8211; Men have  two emotions: Hungry and Horny.  If you see him without an erection, make him a  sandwich


Number 7   &#8211; Give a person a fish [...]]]></description>
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