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		<title>Pirates of the Carribean</title>
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		<title>Marriage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, &#8220;Ah, I&#8217;m glad to see you&#8217;ve regained consciousness. You probably won&#8217;t remember, but you were in a huge pileup on the freeway. You&#8217;re going to be okay, you&#8217;ll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Andy Rooney on Sex</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. When I was born, I was given a choice &#8211; a big pecker or a good memory&#8230;.I don&#8217;t remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: nature&#8217;s way of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Awesome senior moment</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is supposedly a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent inter-action between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC. There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets, on the evils of America . I politely declined to take one. The elderly woman was behind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Job SUCKS!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I will never, ever complain about my job, ever again!!!]]></description>
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		<title>Remembered forever as…</title>
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		<title>Latest Obama Cartoons</title>
		<description><![CDATA[These just in&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>GM Releases photos of first 2011 model&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces The 2011 Obummer! This car runs on hot air, B.S. and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Tele Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Obama Billboards</title>
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		<title>ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just try reading this without laughing until you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun &#8211; a great gift for the wife.. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry&#8217;s Pistol &#38; Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th [...]]]></description>
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