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	<description>Miscellaneous nonsense and random funny stuff!</description>
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		<title>Office cartoons</title>
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		<title>The Patriot Micro Chip</title>
		<description><![CDATA[THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
When it is properly installed it will allow the &#8216;implantee&#8217; to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

The implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.
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		<title>The Bitch Fairy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now I know all of you have heard of the Tooth Fairy, and The Fairy God Mother, but have you heard of the BITCH FAIRY?  Check Her Out.
Do not fear&#8230;the Bitch Fairy has arrived to put a smile on your face!!!! 
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		<title>Florida man beans mom with polish sausage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is real!  As reported by the Smoking Gun, some tool decided to throw a 3lb bag of meat at his Mom!
Wtf?  This is the kind of crap that gives Rednecks a bad name!
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		<title>fyi - for anyone planning a trip to Mozambique</title>
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		<title>Brilliant British humor&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From my buddy in London.  &#8230;and apologies in advance for the long post!
Moses went to mount olive&#8230;
So Popeye punched him.
What has a whole nut in very bite&#8230;
Squirrel shit.

OK, I&#8217;m done.
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		<title>Why, Why, Why&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?Why do banks charge a fee on &#8220;insufficient funds&#8221; when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
 
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		<title>$7 Sex</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist&#8217;s office.
The doctor asks, &#8220;What can I do for you?&#8221;The man says, &#8220;Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?&#8221;
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		<title>Religious Jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Catholic
SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THEIR VIEW) AT A Detroit Red Wing Hockey GAME, THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
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		<title>The Original Shovelmouth Spotted in NYC&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The lead singer Stephen Favarato of the hard pounding &#8220;indy&#8221; band PIPE spends a few hours hangin&#8217; out with yours truly from Homegrown Media in NYC.  Talk about good time.  This dude is a no bullshit, serious as nails musician.  Stephen got a taste for &#8220;real&#8221; metal in the 80&#8217;s and 90&#8217;s covering the likes of Hendrix, Alice in Chains, Queensryche, Zeppelin, and [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Original Shovelmouth Spotted in NYC&#8230;", url: "http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/the-original-shovelmouth-spotted-in-nyc/" });</script>]]></description>
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